STATUS: UNIDENTIFIED

WHO IS
MR KETTY?

First spotted in 2002. Reappears without warning, in places he has no reason to be. Nobody invited him. Nobody can remove him. He is simply there, watching.

case file 04-A

SIGHTINGS LOG

Five confirmed appearances. No pattern identified.

Mr Ketty standing in a green hill landscape resembling the Windows XP default wallpaper

CONFIRMED

SIGHTING #001 โ€” LOCATION: UNKNOWN HILLSIDE

Mr Ketty standing in a cartoon mountain landscape

CONFIRMED

SIGHTING #002 โ€” LOCATION: UNKNOWN VALLEY

Mr Ketty standing in a retro-futuristic town with vintage buses and cars

CONFIRMED

SIGHTING #003 โ€” LOCATION: UNIDENTIFIED TOWN

Mr Ketty standing in a blocky voxel landscape

CONFIRMED

SIGHTING #004 โ€” LOCATION: BLOCK REGION

Mr Ketty standing in another blocky voxel landscape at dusk

CONFIRMED

SIGHTING #005 โ€” LOCATION: BLOCK REGION, NIGHT

"we don't know how he gets in.
we don't know how he gets out."

โ€” field researcher, redacted

SIGHTINGS RECORDED

VISITORS TO THIS PAGE

EXPLANATIONS FOUND

community reports

GUESTBOOK

xX_chartwatcher_Xx ยท just now

saw him in my portfolio this morning. did not buy anything. still there.

believer1999 ยท 3 min ago

my uncle works at pump.fun and says he's real

anonymous ยท 7 min ago

i did not buy $MRKETTY and now he is in my dreams. buying now.

SIGN THE GUESTBOOK โ†’

CASE STATUS: OPEN

You've seen him now too.

That's how it starts.

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